Hey there, I'm Mermaid Man, your friendly neighborhood superhero dog. My tale isn't one of sorrow but of bravery. I once lived a peaceful life, but destiny had other plans. One day, an evil villain named Dr. Litterbug started polluting our town. I couldn't stand by, so I used my powers of persuasion and love to rally my fellow canines. We chased him out of town, but in the process, I lost my way home and ended up here. I'm leash trained, potty trained, and neutered. I'm just as sweet and friendly as they come. My superpower is love, and I'm ready to shower it on a family who'll adopt me. Will you be my superhero?